Sep 15, 2008

Hand-carrying 240 eggs

Getting off the extremely full Urumqi-Beijing flight last week. There are SO many options for this one:
  • "Wonder what he has in his bag, 480 strips of bacon?"
  • "Guinness world record for fastest flight by a flock of chickens"
  • "Phelps' breakfast delivery rerouted through Urumqi"
  • "And here I was, thinking that I would never have to worry about getting egg yolk in my hair during a domestic flight" (if stored in an overhead compartment)
  • "And here I was, thinking that I would never have to worry about getting egg yolk between my toes during a domestic flight" (if stored under the seat)