Hand-carrying 240 eggs

Getting off the extremely full Urumqi-Beijing flight last week. There are SO many options for this one:

• "Wonder what he has in his bag, 480 strips of bacon?"
• "Guinness world record for fastest flight by a flock of chickens"
• "Phelps' breakfast delivery rerouted through Urumqi"
• "And here I was, thinking that I would never have to worry about getting egg yolk in my hair during a domestic flight" (if stored in an overhead compartment)
• "And here I was, thinking that I would never have to worry about getting egg yolk between my toes during a domestic flight" (if stored under the seat)